Let’s talk about sex, baby,
Let’s talk about you and me.
Let’s talk about all the good things
And the bad things that may be.
The bad things being a guy who says he’s 18 but looks 50, profile pictures that might be Interpol mugshots because the guy is a “South American cartel big wig” and “another one, crack Santa: missing teeth, 63-years-old, literally looks like Santa went on a freaking bender.”
There were so many that our most recent guest had to take matters into her own hands and develop a dating app that focused on matching based on real, sexual compatibility while providing safety, security and certainty.
Adryenn Ashley is a social influencer, high tech priestess, super connector and self-proclaimed ‘Woman Your Mother Warned You About.’ “I have been told I need a warning label. I’m often considered too much or a lot or…those kinds of words that seemingly aren’t bad, but they’re really a pejorative [that are] meant to put women in their place” she told co hosts Rachel Pitts and Gina Trimarco. “I just look at them and laugh and go, ‘Oh Honey’”.
Adryenn wasn’t lying.
When her episode, Loly Your Way To Love, aired it was slapped with an ‘EXPLICIT CONTENT’ label and Gina warned “do not have your children in the car while you are listening to this episode.” Unless of course you’re cool with explaining to your kids the concept of “friends with benefits” and what a “cock shot” is, then by all means turn up the volume.
So how does an award winning filmmaker and tech entrepreneur find herself founding and developing a dating app?
“I’m awake and horny. It’s 2 o’clock in the morning in Las Vegas and I’m like there’s 15,000 people in this hotel, somebody has to be awake and compatible because I have too much self respect and dignity to go down to the bar and scrape up the leftovers and play Russian Roulette with whether or not they can keep it up with a condom on.”
A girl’s got needs.
So how does Loly differ from the dozens of other dating apps on the market?
It provides that safety, security and certainty we mentioned earlier:
- Heat Index: Using Patent-Pending technology, you have a visual cue that a date may be “the one.”
- Consent: Blockchain logged consent protects both parties by clearly registering consent before and after a liason.
- Certainty: Your profile and reputation is built through your friends ability to stake you and reviews by your ex which protects people from facing their biggest fears. Adryenn discovered that for men, this is going on a date “and she’s fatter than her picture”; for women “that she’s going to be murdered.” (Clearly the dating scene is still riskier for women.)
Whether you want a long term relationship or “would just like to know that [you’re] female and human and desirable” Adryenn assures that Loly.io can help you find it. Without “putting a negative, douchebaggy dick inside you.”